I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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