I think I died a long time ago.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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