Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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