does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize