it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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