discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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