people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
