do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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