i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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