It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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