Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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