i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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