just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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