youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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