I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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