If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just found puke in my bra..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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