Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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