At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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