I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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