The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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