did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
