I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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