I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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