maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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