As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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