it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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