drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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