the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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