Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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