Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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