Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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