no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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