sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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