We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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