at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We left the knife in your bed.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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