Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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