The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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