I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
