I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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