North Korea, Best Korea!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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