your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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