So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Randomize
