i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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