You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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