He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Someone came in the potted fern
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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