i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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