So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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