Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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