I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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