There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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