Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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