Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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