is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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