How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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